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The Amazing Adventures of Bill
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Thai food
Celebrities #1
Celebrities #2
Bar talk
Culling the comics
Bill's Venn Diagram of Dating
I hate gay men
Happy Birthday!
No comic
Tiny Ninja Theater
I'm very poor
Lousy Saturday
Indie Rock #1 (of 3)
Indie Rock #2 (of 3)
Indie Rock #3 (of 3)
Kojo is fickle
Easter bonnets
Suzanne Vega
Living on the Internet
Furry hot dogs
I learned to color in Photoshop for this?
Birthday Chicken!
...and I'm pretty gay
10 years ago, this might have bothered me
Working Man
Bender rules
hot girl-on-girl action!
get down, get funky
Attack of the Former Child Actors!
Writer's Block
I really should buy an umbrella
Everything I did last week
Someday I'll stop caring about celebrities
Cat attack
The night just got worse from here
Comics! Dorkitude!
"Yes. Yes, I am."
Now my back hurts
Don't I have nice legs?
Checking the mail
At least the money is good
Wedding Trip, part 1
Wedding Trip, part 2
Wedding Trip, part 3
Wedding Trip, part 4
Violence can solve anything
Worship the Great Beast!
We don't need no stinking inking!
I got better
Blackout Story, part I
Nice shirt. Did you kill a tiger?
'Bill' looks dumb in hieroglyphics
Still not making this up
Bring me a dream...
Hurricane Isabel was a pussy
Waikiki Wally's, in the East Village
Everyone's insecure
Hawaiian Adventures
Hawaiian Hook-up, Part I
Hawaiian Hook-up, Part II
Hawaiian Hook-up, Part III
Hawaiian Hook-up, Part IV
scratch, scratch
Ack! Windy!
Headphones President
Aw, I could have had beer...
Yes, Elijah, I will.
Another 29-year-old!
not again...
This totally sucked
Check out the links
I'm so manly
on hiatus
Lady, this is San Francisco!
It was an accident, I swear
Hello, Your Majesty
This is why I don't trust weathermen
Mmmm... Forbidden donut...
Please, let me sleep!
Go Grandpa! It's your birthday!
it's the reason for the season
What can I say?
Whattup, gangsta?
100th comic! Woo!
The cultural significance of Friends
Sunday in the Park with Mark
I wanna go outside!
I hope, I hope, I hope...
just doodling
ouch ouch ouch
I'm so pretty
Whenever possible
Bill smash!
Now I have to start reading manga
it was a lot of laundry
I also got caught in the rain
sweet financial relief
The social obligations of Bill
never leave the sketchbook unguarded
Because I'm 12 years old
Is it my breath?
I assure you, I'm right.
Precious Little Closet
Empire State Pirate
Guess he was right
Seven Deadly Sins, part 1
Seven Deadly Sins, part 2
Seven Deadly Sins, part 3
Newsletter's done!
Of course, there are reasons I don't speak to some of them
Even I have standards
The Wisdom of Bill
Meatiest Giftsmas ever!
King of the Geeks!
My life is so exciting
pity party
I'm smelly
Bill and the Fabulous Friday Night
Bill and the Fabulous Friday Night: the Sequel!
Crush them with the power of comics!
The Fool, or Bill feels sorry for himself
More negativity!
subverting justice for profit
further adventures in the legal profession
Observations from last Wednesday
Clearly, it's the end of the world
This has been happening for weeks
The secret ingredient is Absolut Citron
Perils of living with a Wiccan
Not me!
We really didn't say anything
Curses! Foiled again!
Bad theater makes me angry
Why I haven't updated lately
Brush your teeth, kids!
The Secret of the Subway is... Beer!
I use the word 'awesome' too much
Cannot... resist... free snacks!
A/C, you complete me
But I brush and floss!
Geez, you date ONE 18-year-old tranny-boy...
Because beer will always love me
Corey Feldman is tiny
But tickets are only 20 bucks!
These conversations never end well
parking lot? or terrorist target?
my subconscious hates me
but... they're mine!
It's a really good show
Look at that pinky
In which Bill advances a theory about his origin
hint, hint
ha ha, you're old
it was full day, especially with the psychotic break
You're not averting!
it's bourbon-tastic!
I hate karma (and gravity)
Norman Rockwell I ain't
Answer: a long time
She seemed very nice, actually
Noses are hard to draw
Corrupting the youth of America
Goodbye, house
one damn thing after another
he really hates bugs
10 days without beer!
but when I get an infinite sum of money...
I'd just gone to sleep, too
Operation: Meet New People hits a snag
sick of being sick
I only read it for the articles
I like octopi
Also, I am biologically male
I didn't dress up this year
Saturday evening from 8-11pm
So, did anyone notice?
At least I'm well-rested
Tea Lounge makes a tasty muffin
I have always depended on the kindness of well-connected friends
How I spent Friday night (and most of Saturday)
my reputation is in tatters
these three panels took me an hour
bork bork bork!
welcome to 1998, folks!
New York needs dinosaurs
finally, someone recognizes my genius
(Mom not pictured)
I will get my shit together
the other entries were less morbid
hurray for turbulence!
maybe I should buy a guitar
hey, this painting's all pixelated
I'm wearing it now!
magical jacket
I can't let it go to waste!
Drink for Malvolio and instances of homoeroticism
P.S. to V.D.
I was a little drunk
Hook also chases young men in tights
Scenes from a book-release party
Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock!
Not safe in zombie territory
Why not just punch me in the balls?
The Importance of Being Undead
It's hard to talk when you're drunk
I don't like feeling helpless
interior redecoration
trying not to be a dirty old man
that's a lot of mashed potatoes
Charade, Funny Face, and My Fair Lady
Gentrification strikes again
doing laundry makes me feel like a peasant
I live like a rock star!
It's a small, geeky world
tastes like steak
Bill: source of all knowledge
Photoshopping these cards took forever
they use more Cheese Whiz
about two weeks ago, apparently
what happened to my caffeine tolerance?
my dance card is full
it cost $7
my sexiness is overwhelming
new collection!
Disney Wedding, part 1
Disney Wedding, part 2
Disney Wedding, part 3
Probably Fu Manchu
my conscience can stick it
Out-of-sequence Disney Wedding, part 4
Thanks, Mom & Dad! Thanks, John & Brian & their respective Lauras!
Coffee is my only friend
He's not even my cat
Newark lives up to my expectations
He's still not my cat
I leave March 13
now I can watch cartoons
I love you, Jack
magic pants!
saving cash for Hawaii
the dialogue! it burns!
envy me
blasts from the past
Whee! Flying is fun!
bad influence uncle
economy elbow room
she's just jealous
sir, I believe you are mistaken
On Vacation
It's more than last year, at least
I finally rebel against my parents!
I like pie
Their first visit to NYC since the 1970s
Actually, they just swabbed my bag
Next year we'll use a Slushy machine
If I were rich, I'd do this all the time
and it was delicious
Start the day with success!
Re: Your Brains
One Night of Fire, part 1
One Night of Fire, part 2
One Night of Fire, part 3
Free beer is my Kryptonite
This is why I hate summer
And cows! Cows everywhere!
In context, that panel still makes no sense
This happens about twice a day
A month later, it still hurts
Hail Eris!
That was a mistake
My family knows me pretty well
Thanks, Mom!
10 Things you Might Not Know about Bill (part 1)
10 Things you Might Not Know about Bill (part 2)
10 Things you Might Not Know about Bill (part 3)
I can't argue with that logic
The terrible consequences
I'm irresistable
Dude caught the football with his head!
Punks win!
Sticking it to the Man
I use what's around me
Miracle on 34th St.
Don't trust anyone over 30
And I woke up without a hangover!
On the advice of my accountant
The Men of the DC Universe
permanent sabbatical
not a paycheck
debuting this Saturday
We demand reparations
X and the City
Final score: 115
Back to school
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 1
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 2
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 3
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 4
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 5
Center for Cartoon Studies, part 6
Overdose, schmoverdose
Bill = Buddha
Stuff I drew while sitting in the emergency room
Stop poking me!
The 4-hour Vicodin/kidney stone cycle
A scene from Kris & Derek's wedding
How to make me leave your bar
Down on the river by the sugar plant
problem solved
bloodsucking fiend
shameless self-promotion
It's delicious!
A catalog of scars
My nephew is generous
More stuff I did in Hawaii
Amazing Adventures #10
On the subway, Saturday night
By special request
Delicious car bombs...
And you stick it up your nose!
At John & Andrea's wedding:
I got mad skillz, yo
I can see!
I have no tolerance
my brain sucks
new glasses
Happy Turkey Day!
the Christmas spirit
explaining my recent absence
X-mas and the City
Christmas in Nyack
and now I have done so
it's so pretty!
at least the rent is cheap
good news!
packing light
wine sucks
Reactions while reading a story in the New York Times
a brilliant idea
hourly comics, part 1
hourly comics, part 2
New Year's Resolution
I barely escaped
after a night at Metropolitan
that thing you (don't) do
problem solved!
New Year's Resolution, part 2
a brand new record for 1990...
I'm an idea man
What your hat says about you
nothing more exciting than health problems, is there?
Indecision 2009
I've been so boring!
Eh, no one will see me
Amazing Adventures of Bill, #11
Electronics hate me
Chivalry is dead
40 hours
A sense of accomplishment
terrible twos
that kid's gonna get eaten
it was kind of disturbing
I live in a great neighborhood!
Lateral thinking!
Kiss Me Beneath the Christmas Tree
Bill vs. His Room, part 1 of 346
Bill vs. His Room, part 2 of 583
Bill vs. His Room, part 3 of 1,608
Jared's final karaoke party!
a rigorous test
My annual dose of football
Jamaican coffee
Art Bar
Brooklyn Brewery
Drowning in words
I'm a member
With the proper equipment
A cure for the common cold
65 Hours of MoCCA, part 1
65 Hours of MoCCA, part 2
65 Hours of MoCCA, part 3
65 Hours of MoCCA, part 4
65 Hours of MoCCA, part 5
industrial sculpture
Some surprising things about my gym
Nephew Kieran
which we celebrated on the 3rd
All my boozing is tax-deductible!
what a bunch of quitters!
A conversation I've had too many times
Player's Handbook Thief
A Long-Winded Analysis of Convention Sales, part 1
A Long-Winded Analysis of Convention Sales, part 2
My ambitions. Let me show you them.
One of these things is not like the others
The subway is like a dungeon
Meet the Gays of Defiance!
Conversational priorities
Every Thanksgiving is like this
Every weekend is like this
Obligatory nephew comic #1
Obligatory nephew comic #2
Then I have another drink
How I spent New Year's Day
Watch me do the sarcasm dance
I am classy
The Gays of Defiance Return
Ingredients of a successful birthday party
MoCCA 2011 Re-cap and Sales Anaylysis
Be vewwy quiety - I'm hunting apartments
So many boxes...
a little reminder
Mysteries of the new apartment
The thrill of discover
Housewarming party
Doing it in public
Drinking on the roof
Like living in Room 101

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