Locke ate all the National Guardsmen.

Locke found out that people don't have hooves to hurt his mouth, or thick fur to get stuck between his teeth. So he decided to eat people from then on. He went back and got all his tiger friends, and everyone lived happily ever after, except for the people who got eaten.

And the moral of this story is: Tigers shouldn't eat tuna fish.

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